Do it faster baby, do it faster

I didn't know.

2008-11-24T11:11:00.000-08:00

So I've always had my status on Myspace as "swinger" instead of single, married, in a relationship, whatever whatever. Now I thought swinger meant I was cool..just like whatever, I never settle.

Well...it's been brought to my attention that swinger actually means I like everybody

Slang
a. A person who actively seeks excitement and moves with the latest trends.
b. A person who engages freely in promiscuous sex.
c. A member of a couple, especially a married couple, who exchanges sexual partners.

By everybody, I mean the same sex....why didn't anybody ever tell me that?? I've been looking like a foolish bisexual on Myspace for years now!! It wasn't until some weirdo sent me a survey last night that I was like ohhhh shit.........

you have aim or yahoo or msn so we can talk afterwards?

name:

age:

location:

when you start being a swinger?

What is your opinion on open relationships?

You swallow or spit?

So you straight, bi or lesbian?

so what’s the wildest thing you ever done?

you ever going to get married?

you prefer white or black girls?

you prefer white or black guys?

what kind of sex do you like to have?

what kind of clothes you wear to get men’s attention?

what do you wear to wear woman’s attention?

you ever been paid for sex?

you ever make a adult film?

name places you had sex.

height :

weight :

bra size:

shirt size:

pants size:

what kind of lingerie you like to wear?

thong or g string? and why?

you prefer skirts or mini skirts? why?

you have phone sex?

do you cyber?

do you masturbate?

you own sex toys?

what have you done with a woman?

Nobody answer that!!! I don't wanna know...but really? It was a real moment where you stop and go "what?" SOooooo I changed my status.

So I've always wondered.........

2008-11-24T10:35:00.000-08:00

How guys have sex with really fat girls...not mentally how..but physically how.

I'm sorry. It's always been a burning question of mine since I guess there's guys that really do that..

It won't let me post the video I wanted to,..which actually shows a man having sex with a very large woman. I guess there is a technique.

lol

Who does this!!!

2008-11-23T10:29:00.001-08:00

I have some bad news........the McRib made me sick last night.....I'm really upset about this too

I'm angry..but I'm more hurt..........In other news.....my parents are out of town tonight!! If you know me, come hang out with me here.

808's and Heartbreak

2008-11-22T12:43:00.000-08:00

is the shittttttttttttttttttt!! It was just what I expected it to be....a loveless person's dream!!

Now don't listen to the album hoping to cheer yourself up afterwards...it won't help. Good stuff. If you listened to it......tell me your favorite song right now.

One of those weeks....

2008-11-21T15:38:00.000-08:00

Sorry for the lack of updates this week to anybody that actually reads this.....I've made it a point to stay out til 3 or 4 every night so I can sleep as late as possible during the day.

I love winter, but I have the winter blues.

I don't know who that's a painting of, but that's the way I feel. I know right? Go Cry me a River bitch is what you're all thinking.

P.I.

2008-11-20T17:56:00.000-08:00

When you're in "Pine Island"...a.k.a. "P.I."...a.k.a "My hood" you have to wear your hood up if you're wearing a hoodie.

Bandanna is optional.

Ohhhhhhhh sing it girl

2008-11-19T09:37:00.001-08:00

OHHHHHH MY GOD, THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!

Sometimes you just need a night where you rock this shit drunk at 3 a.m!! Beautiful duet.

I swear I'm gonna karaoke this soon. If you think I'm being retarded...you fast forward to 3:44 for the fireworks..you do that right now and try not to bang on your desk as you sing along!!

I don't hate Fiddy as much as I thought I did....

2008-11-19T09:33:00.000-08:00

Granted 'Curtis' kinda blew....he had a hit or two on there.

They wrong, I like you a lot I dont wanna hurt you
But I call a square a square and a circle a circle

Return of the Jedi.,,,,,,,,,

2008-11-19T01:05:00.000-08:00

I swear it's going on!!!

http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/audio/id.6131/title.glc-f-kanye-west-big-screen

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

2008-11-18T00:22:00.000-08:00

Todays laugh of the day is guys..and some of you slutty girls who use Myspace to meet others.

heh heh heh. Not that you can't find some lovely transgenders on there!

I love when girls wear shirts that say "Hot stuff" and guy wear shirts that say "Playa".

Fo real, fo real??? and you know they not! This is just me havin a 3 a.m ghetto post

Sweeeeeeeeeeet

2008-11-17T21:19:00.000-08:00

The tour includes 110 exciting brews -- some old favorites, others happy discoveries. Each one bringing another taste thrill -- and big prize potential.

It’s free to join with no obligation to complete the tour (but really, why wouldn’t you?). An electronic World Beer Tour card tracks every beer on your journey, from any Old Chicago location. It’s your ticket to quick validations and fabulous prizes.

Once you’ve tried all 110 beers (not in one day), your tour’s complete. On that proud day you get your name forever emblazoned on The Famous Hall of Foam and instant bragging rights for dear mom.

^^^^^^via: oldchicago.com

Fucking sweeeeeeeeet...........and they're located all over the country!!! Someone bet me on how long this is gonna take me....I give it at most 6 months.

Sidebar: I don't know what the food tastes like.....but it's looks appetizing

Every time I think of you, I......

2008-11-17T15:45:00.000-08:00

Nicely done. That goes out to Subway....hahaha.

Best way in the world to kill a mood!!

2008-11-16T12:23:00.000-08:00

Have you ever been kissing someone...had them stop all of a sudden and say, "So am I a good kisser?"

Gotta love awkwardness!!

Me gusta!!

2008-11-15T17:09:00.000-08:00

Ahhhhhhh....... another Saturday night in the city means a Sunday morning full of...................
To what Harold's Chicken is to black people, Los Comales is to Mexican people. Good thing I'm a fan of both!!

holllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllla

Take Two

2008-11-13T21:54:00.000-08:00

So, I kinda jumped into this whole blog thing and I don't think I'm getting the response I want. I wanted people to check this every day, not once every couple of days or weekly...I want this blog to be crack!! I wanted you all to be my customers.

Then I thought.."Hey Megan, Maybe you're not writing enough about your life..." Then I debated whether or not the general public wanted to read about drunken nights that end with me on a late night quest to find an open Wendy's or......some strange guy. Did I mention my role model is Blanche from the Golden Girls??

With that said...things are about to get a lot more interesting around here....and sexy.

Don't worry. There are a lot of nights where I pass out on my couch after watching 'The Nanny'. The two will balance each other out in time. And even if they don't you should probably still keep reading.

L-O-L

2008-11-13T15:10:00.000-08:00

David Duchovny....lol. Wow, watch this and forward to 15 seconds...like really??

N Please from Aram Farouq on Vimeo.

First, Lindsay Lohan..now him...hahahaa

Welcome to Heartbreak!!!

2008-11-13T14:02:00.001-08:00

I think '808's and Heartbreak' is going to be the best depressing album ever. An entire album about heartbreak is stupidly genius!!

I know I'm going to get sloppy drunk more than once and listen to the whole thing on repeat. lol, I would do that anyway. What am I talking about?

Alcoholics up!

I'm on the fence about this one...

2008-11-13T12:24:00.000-08:00

They're turning my FAVORITE movie ever.......'Sister Act' into a musical!!! But......Whoopi won't be playing the lead :-( She was quoted as saying "I'm a thousand years old-I can't do that anymore". What?? AND they won't be using Motown music as used in the movie.....Whoopi promises that it's going to be just as good..

I don't know how to feel. 'Sister Act' is classic. Any of you who've been in the car with me might have also heard the soundtrack come on every now and then.

It's opening first in London in May 2009 sooo hopefully it's perfection by the time my big blue eyes get to see it over here.

Oh, and try not to sing along when you watch the video.

Fuck Veganism, give me some general tso's chicken!!

2008-11-13T06:31:00.000-08:00

This song is great............and I love the video too.

But what the hell everybody yells for me to drop down my guard.
No! this heart of mine's for me, it's locked down and it's scarred!!

YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

HATE OF THE WEEK........#1

2008-11-12T14:40:00.000-08:00

People..no no..assholes...who don't pull up all the way at gas stations?

Doesn't looking at that just make you want to jump through your screen and go slash that d-bag's tires??? You're probably a little confused as to what I mean. WHY didn't he just pull his car up?? Now how hard is it gonna be for me to pull ahead and then back into the pump in front of him? Then when he wants to leave, he's gonna have to back up and somebody is going to be in back of him and now they're both going to have to wait until I leave.

Since I'm already pissed about the way I had to pull into the pump, and now that I know they're waiting, I'm going to take my sweet ass time. I might check out the hot dog specials inside or I might go talk with Renaldo working the front counter and see how his night's going.

In conclusion, all people who don't pull up all the way at gas stations have the clap.

Well this is fucking weird...

2008-11-12T10:36:00.000-08:00

I don't know why anybody or any thing for that matter would love Paula Abdul.....but it seems someone loved her to death.

Supposedly this crazed stalker was found dead outside Paula's house. Weird......I didn't even know Paula had a house...or fans..

Did she really??

2008-11-11T18:37:00.001-08:00

Did America's favorite dyke really just call Obama colored??

She's gonna get jumped. I'm callin it now.

Yo Gabba Gabba anyone??

2008-11-11T14:49:00.001-08:00

They didn't have shows like this when I was younger......but I was recently introduced to this show and it really makes me want to do acid. It features a slighty pedafile-ish black man that plays with action figures that turn into shapes with arms that dance.

What ever happened to Sesame Street??

Does anybody really ever read these??

2008-11-11T12:45:00.000-08:00

Everyone else has one. Here's a shitty version of my blog. I won't talk about anything important or relevant to anything and it will usually just be me ranting about something.

No one ever really even reads my myspace blog so I really don't know who I think will read this.

Enjoy friends and enemies