I didn't know.

So I've always had my status on Myspace as "swinger" instead of single, married, in a relationship, whatever whatever. Now I thought swinger meant I was cool..just like whatever, I never settle.

Well...it's been brought to my attention that swinger actually means I like everybody

Slang
a. A person who actively seeks excitement and moves with the latest trends.
b. A person who engages freely in promiscuous sex.
c. A member of a couple, especially a married couple, who exchanges sexual partners.

By everybody, I mean the same sex....why didn't anybody ever tell me that?? I've been looking like a foolish bisexual on Myspace for years now!! It wasn't until some weirdo sent me a survey last night that I was like ohhhh shit.........


you have aim or yahoo or msn so we can talk afterwards?


name:

age:

location:

when you start being a swinger?

What is your opinion on open relationships?

You swallow or spit?

So you straight, bi or lesbian?

so what’s the wildest thing you ever done?

you ever going to get married?

you prefer white or black girls?

you prefer white or black guys?

what kind of sex do you like to have?

what kind of clothes you wear to get men’s attention?

what do you wear to wear woman’s attention?

you ever been paid for sex?

you ever make a adult film?

name places you had sex.

height :

weight :

bra size:

shirt size:

pants size:

what kind of lingerie you like to wear?

thong or g string? and why?

you prefer skirts or mini skirts? why?

you have phone sex?

do you cyber?

do you masturbate?

you own sex toys?

what have you done with a woman?


Nobody answer that!!! I don't wanna know...but really? It was a real moment where you stop and go "what?" SOooooo I changed my status.

So I've always wondered.........

How guys have sex with really fat girls...not mentally how..but physically how.




I'm sorry. It's always been a burning question of mine since I guess there's guys that really do that..

It won't let me post the video I wanted to,..which actually shows a man having sex with a very large woman. I guess there is a technique.


lol

Who does this!!!

I have some bad news........the McRib made me sick last night.....I'm really upset about this too




I'm angry..but I'm more hurt..........In other news.....my parents are out of town tonight!! If you know me, come hang out with me here.

808's and Heartbreak

is the shittttttttttttttttttt!! It was just what I expected it to be....a loveless person's dream!!


Now don't listen to the album hoping to cheer yourself up afterwards...it won't help. Good stuff. If you listened to it......tell me your favorite song right now.

One of those weeks....

Sorry for the lack of updates this week to anybody that actually reads this.....I've made it a point to stay out til 3 or 4 every night so I can sleep as late as possible during the day.

I love winter, but I have the winter blues.


I don't know who that's a painting of, but that's the way I feel. I know right? Go Cry me a River bitch is what you're all thinking.

P.I.

When you're in "Pine Island"...a.k.a. "P.I."...a.k.a "My hood" you have to wear your hood up if you're wearing a hoodie.



Bandanna is optional.

Ohhhhhhhh sing it girl

OHHHHHH MY GOD, THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!



Sometimes you just need a night where you rock this shit drunk at 3 a.m!! Beautiful duet.

I swear I'm gonna karaoke this soon. If you think I'm being retarded...you fast forward to 3:44 for the fireworks..you do that right now and try not to bang on your desk as you sing along!!