I didn't know.

So I've always had my status on Myspace as "swinger" instead of single, married, in a relationship, whatever whatever. Now I thought swinger meant I was cool..just like whatever, I never settle.

Well...it's been brought to my attention that swinger actually means I like everybody

Slang
a. A person who actively seeks excitement and moves with the latest trends.
b. A person who engages freely in promiscuous sex.
c. A member of a couple, especially a married couple, who exchanges sexual partners.

By everybody, I mean the same sex....why didn't anybody ever tell me that?? I've been looking like a foolish bisexual on Myspace for years now!! It wasn't until some weirdo sent me a survey last night that I was like ohhhh shit.........


you have aim or yahoo or msn so we can talk afterwards?


name:

age:

location:

when you start being a swinger?

What is your opinion on open relationships?

You swallow or spit?

So you straight, bi or lesbian?

so what’s the wildest thing you ever done?

you ever going to get married?

you prefer white or black girls?

you prefer white or black guys?

what kind of sex do you like to have?

what kind of clothes you wear to get men’s attention?

what do you wear to wear woman’s attention?

you ever been paid for sex?

you ever make a adult film?

name places you had sex.

height :

weight :

bra size:

shirt size:

pants size:

what kind of lingerie you like to wear?

thong or g string? and why?

you prefer skirts or mini skirts? why?

you have phone sex?

do you cyber?

do you masturbate?

you own sex toys?

what have you done with a woman?


Nobody answer that!!! I don't wanna know...but really? It was a real moment where you stop and go "what?" SOooooo I changed my status.